Battlefield Earth

The good: John Travolta's over-the-top performance is amusing for a couple of minutes.
The bad: John Travolta's over-the-top performances is annoying after the first couple of minutes.

The good: The moments the credits roll you realize that you can turn it off.
The bad: You can tell during the first couple of moments that you'll be anxiously waiting two hours for the credits to start rolling.

The good: Battlefield Earth made so little money that there's little chance of a sequel.
The bad: Battlefield Earth was actually made.

The good: I'm never going to watch this movie again.
The bad: I actually watched this movie.

On a scale of 1 to 10 suicide notes (you'll want to write one after seeing this) : 1