I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

For some reason I feel like writing a review for one of the worst movies I've ever seen. This even rivals 200 Cigarettes as being the absolute worst. I know why I want to write this: to inform all of you of the many reasons not to see this movie. You shouldn't support this kind of uncontrollable drivel. Don't go to the video story to pick it up. Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts may seem enticing at first glance, but they're not worth it. Witnessing their clothed gloriousness is only worth it for the first few minutes, then you realize the context in which they're in and it makes the entire film a woeful, tedious experience.

Love Hewitt is in dire need of acting lessons. I hope we're beyond the phase of wanting to see her in a film just because of her ample bosom. Brandi, while a much better actress, doesn't have a character to work with. What she does with what she's given makes her the notable aspect of the film, if that's saying much. Freddy Prinze Jr. literally steals every scene which he's in. No kidding. He steals them by being such a gaping hole of talent.. He is an early candidate for being the worst actor of his generation. He continues his never-ending string of horrible performances in horrible movies.

The film is a continuous string of horror clichés, further dulling an already boring dark atmosphere. This movie steals everything from the great horror directors of the past. While watching the movie, it would probably register as more fun to identify where their ideas came from than to actually attempt to get involved in the storyline. Exact shots are copied, and, even worse, entire sets were also copied.

I Still Know also employs one of the worst titles I've ever heard from Hollywood. These events are happening two summers after the murder that got them all into this, not just one.

This was painful. Drilling through your arm with a dull Philip's screwdriver sounds like a more pleasant experience than having to see this again.

But at least it's better than one movie I've seen.

On a scale of 1 to 10 bursting bikinis : 1